ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

(Source: tonesawicki)

Make Me Choose: Pokemon Edition
Starters:
1: Bulbasaur, Charamander, or Squirtle?
2: Chikorita, Cyndaquil, or Tododile?
3: Treecko, Torchic, or Mudkip?
4: Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?
5: Snivy, Tepig, or Oshawott?
6: Chespin, Fennekin, or Froakie?
7: Grass starters, Fire starters, or Water starters?44. 8: Mega Charizard X or Mega Charizard Y?
Eeveelutions:
9: Flareon, Jolteon, or Vaporeon?
10: Umbreon or Espeon?
11: Leafeon or Glaceon?
Evolutions:
12: Huntail or Gorebyss?
13: Vileplume or Bellossom?
14: Beautifly or Dustox?
15: Slowbrow or Slowking?
16: Politoed or Poliwrath?
17: Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan, or Hitmontop?
18: Gardevior or Gallade?
19: Nidoking or Nidoqueen?
Fossils:
20: Omanyte or Kabuto?
Lileep or Armaldo?
21: Cranidos or Shieldon?
22: Archen or Tirtouga?
23: Tyrant or Aurorus?
Similar Looks:
24: Whiscash or Wailord?
25: Psyduck or Ducklett?
26: Buneary of Bunnelby?
27: Pansage, Panpour, or Pansear?
28: Forretress or Claydol?
29: Butterfree, Venomoth, Beautifly, or Vivillion?
30: Zubat, Woobat, or Noibat?
31: Arbok or Seviper?
Similar Pokemon/Types:
32: Pumpkaboo or Phantump?
33: Feebas or Magikarp?
34: Gyarados or Milotic?
35: Pikachu, Emolga, or Dedenne?
36: Pidgey, Spearow, Tailow, Starly, Pidove, or Fletchling?
37: Sawk or Throh?
38: Arbok or Weezing?
39: Jigglypuff or Clefairy?
40: Plusle or Minun?
41: Skrelp or Clauncher?
42: Aggron or Tyrannitar?
43: Combee or Cherubi?
44: Ditto, Mew, or Zoroark?
45: Inkay or Pumpkaboo?
46: Tyrannitar, Flygon, or Salamence?
47: Pinsir or Heracross?
48: Camerupt or Sharpedo?
49: Magnezone or Probopass?
50: Butterfree or Beedril?
51: Ampharos or Luxray?
52: Ratatta, Dunsparce or Bidoof?
53: Growlithe or Vulpix?
54: Druddigon, Haxorus, or Hydreigon?
55: Gardevior or Gothitelle?
56: Poochyenna or Purrloin?
57: Geodude or Roggenrola?
Form Changes:
58: Normal Castform, Water castform, Fire Castform, or Ice Castform?
59: Normal Rotom, Fan Rotom, Oven Rotom, Washing machine rotom, fridge rotom, or mower rotom?
60: Shaymin land form of Shaymin sky form?
Legendaries:
61: Moltres, Zapdos, or Articuno?
62: Mew or Mewtwo?
63: Mega Mewtwo X or Mega Mewtwo Y?
64: Raikou, Suicune, or Entei?
65: Lugia or Ho-Oh?
66: Celebi or Jirachi?
67: Latios or Latias?
68: Regirock, Regice, or Registeel?
69: Kyogre, Groudon, or Rayquaza?
70: Uxie, Mesprit, or Azelf?
71: Palkia, Dialga, or Giratina?
72: Darkrai or Cresselia?
73: Manaphy or Phione?
74: Coballion, Terrakion, or Virizion?
75: Tornadus, Thunderus, or Landorus?
76: Reshiram, Zekrom, or Kyurem?
77: Keldeo, Genesect, or Meloetta?
78: Xerneas, Yveltal, or Zygarde?
Moves, Types, Abilities, and Items:
79: Physical attacks or special attacks?
80: Fly or Surf?
81: Tackle, Pound, or Scratch?
82: Fighting, Psychic, or Dark?
83: Fairy or Dragon?
84: Drought, Drizzle, Sand Stream, or Snow Warning?
85: Quick ball or Timer Ball?
86: Full Heal, Lum Berry, Lava Cookie, Old Gateau, Castellicone, or Lumiose Galette?
Teams:
87: Team Aqua or Team Magma?
88: Team Magma or Team Flare?
89: Team Rocket, Team Magma, Team Aqua, Team Galactic, Team Plasma, or Team Flare?
People:
90: Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny?
91: Professor Oak, Elm, Birch, Rowan, Juniper, or Sycamore?
92: Misty, May, or Dawn?
93: Cilan, Cress, or Chili?
94: Gym Leader, Elite Four, or Champion?
95: Lance, Steven, Cynthia, Alder, or Diantha?
96: Shauna, Travis, or Tierno?
Gameplay:
97: Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, or Kalos?
98: Pokemon trainer games, pokemon ranger games, or pokemon mystery dungeon games?
99: Pokemon Cards, Games, or Show?
100: Pokemon or Other Fandoms?
you chug a fifth of alcohol by yourself & everyone around you is too busy cheering to wonder how empty you had to be in order to do it

This fucked me up (via obsessiveloserr)

fuck.

(via giveit-time)

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

grungeisde4d:

this is really selfish but

why can’t mental illness be like any other kind of sickness where you go to hospital and your loved ones come and give you flowers and tell you that they love you and hold your hand and make sure you get better

why doesn’t that happen instead of awkward silences and embarrassing tears and messy bedsheets and a bunch of other stuff no one actually talks about

w h y

I can’t find a single selfish thing in that.

(Source: l1berum)

msjewbooty:

i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever